Easy Rider

1969

Dennis Hopper

I watched Easy Rider and had my mind blown. The great thing about being saturated in crap new movies with their high saturation everything and epileptic editing and cinematography is that we can look at things like Easy Rider, 8 1/2, and The Good the Bad and the Ugly and have our minds genuinely blown by the different uses of camera. Who knew it was possible to actually manipulate your instruments for a variety of settings and situations? Not most blockbuster makers. JJ Abrams, much as I love him for his strong female characters and zany stories that actually catch me taking them seriously, is the perfect example of a director who can use "shaky fast cam" or "tight face tension cam" and nothing else.

Other things that blow my mind: Dennis Hopper. I am ashamed to say that I knew him first from a cameo in Entourage. The show made a big deal about how cool he was, and I just went along with it. Then I saw Blue Velvet. Clearly the man is a great actor. Then Gunfight at the OK Coral. And my heart almost skipped a beat he was so good looking. It was like watching Grapes of Wrath and seeing Henry Fonda's face for the first time. Or Kelly's Heroes with Clint Eastwood. I mean, damn. Good looking.

Then this. I recognized him immediately, then that the other guy was Henry Fonda's kid. And that opening! Steady shot of the Mexican shack. Everything in Spanish. No subtitles. Henry Fonda's kid is speaking Spanish. Then the meeting at the airport with sound mixing taken straight from Fellini or Godart. I was so disoriented I clung to these two laid back men with sweet sunglasses and jackets, knowing they, who were so cool in these crazy scenes, would get me through.

And the movie progresses. It's a picaresque. Each setting more home town american than the last, and becoming more restrictive as they go. It's simple, but what works better at making a point? A text book explaining the poetic devices in the book of Revelations or the book of Revelations? The parable is going to win.

What's better, is that 10 minutes from the end, at minute 121, I still had no idea how it would end. No clue. Could not predict a single thing. Is it because of the simplicity? Is it because of the repetitive nature of it? Is it because of the insanely abrupt and brutal nature of the ending?

After bonding so intensely with two characters we know to be good, and harmless, and completely unrelated to anything they see along the way, it is really shocking. And what's worse than that, is that I have watched half a dozen parodies of this ending (the best being the end of season 1 of The Venture Brothers) and other parts of the film.

It gets even better. Dennis Hopper didn't just star in it as a true incarnation of a free spirit, but directed it. And he and Henry Fonda's kid wrote it. It's beyond my comprehension. So good.

An American made, with a totally American feel and chunkiness found only in Hemingway novels, directed like a French New Wave or high style Fellini film.

Are there other movies like this? I am ready for options!

PS. Did I mention Jack Nicholson? Equally hot. Equally brilliant. As always, a scene stealer. Not even Dennis Hopper is able to withstand that man's presence on film.

The Hurt Locker

The Hurt Locker

Kathryn Bigelow, 2008

Only about 20 seconds of this movie fail. The ending is can't help but burst into some crap nu metal as our anti-hero strides into a dusty sunset, but the rest of the two hours and three minutes are as near perfect as the poster says.

Tense, well written, well acted, well photographed – this director actually uses that horrid hand cam thing that 24 uses to subdue its audience into barfing submission correctly. She combines it with long shots, steady shots, medium shots. Like many other films with the interior of a car being a main set, she is forced to stay on people's faces longer than perhaps is prudent if you are afraid of air born contagions, but there is definitely about 5 minutes of time filmed in a Humvee that must have its door off in order to get the kind of personal space most humans like from one another.

She has reason to do this because she's directing another story from the current Iraq war. A squad of three soldiers are expert bomb detonators, getting called in all over Baghdad to disarm road bombs found in sacks, gravel, children, jackets, cars, you know, the usual.

What gives this movie a kick above things like Jarhead is the character. The characters are stylized from their original men (it's based on Mark Boal's accounts as an embedded reporter) into workable pieces of fiction. So stylized, they actually engage the audience more than Anthony Swofford can being so realistic. Either that or Jake Gyllenhaal sucks.

And when you go with no name actors you either win hard or lose hard. Bigelow approved some pretty amazing actors for the lead trio. When big names pop up (Ralph Fiennes has the sexiest cameo ever and Guy Pearce shows off his ever impressive American accent for three lines) and promptly die.

Fiction wins again with the story structure. While Band of Brothers was its own stranger than fiction jack pot of climaxes for one group of men, Generation Kill has to focus on non-plot related stuff some episodes and Schindler's List sort of war films focus so hard on a single story that they don't really have to use fiction to make a good film. The Hurt Locker combines these. It samples every type of bomb you hear about on the radio and CNN and illustrates it from the no-nonsense points of view of James, Sanborn and Eldridge.

These three make our elite team of “specialists”. They use a special bomb proof suit, robots, pliers, C4, detective skills, determination, some whiskey and a slew of concise insults and compliments to make it through the last 39 days of their tour. The heart weepy story here ties family back home and slaps it against the realities of war in a desert. Which, the audience is asked alongside James, Sanborn and Eldridge, is preferable?

And honestly, it will convince you. One way or the other.

Tension Low? Listen to some new Kills...

The Kills, Blood Pressures

2011

In this neck of the woods, I often hear the complaint "my tension is low". Moldovans refer to their blood pressure here. If they feel lackluster, they know it's because the ol' singe ain't thrummin so fine. It's like a country full of educated diabetics. It's awesome. We Murkans just say things like "i feel glum" or "I don't know what's wrong with me". Eat something salty and sweet and get on with it.

Also helpful: kick ass music.

The Kills have been (sorry) killing with their discography. Their first two albums sounding like they were written and recorded in a trash can behind the bar where The White Stripes were becoming famous. Which is to say, awesome and more aggressive about it.

Their third, Midnight Boom, departs a bit with synthy touches all over the place. Just as fundamental in makeup and design, just electronic. The departure is neither good nor bad for the band since it's just a different form of sounding really really good.

This new effort, 3 years later, is itself a synthesis. Blood Pressures has no electronic SOUNDING stuff, but the production itself, the electronic mixing and so forth, is so far and away more expensive sounding the listener knows they have landed among the rock angels at last.

Another way to say this is they sound like a British version of The White Stripes. Which, it turns out, they half are. The guy (brit) even married Kate Moss recently. The chick, meanwhile was drafted into one of Jack White's side projects (The Dead Weather). Blood Pressure was recorded in Michigan and mixed in London. We can see where this extra cash flow and recognition is coming from.

And where it's going. Blood Pressures is garage rock at its best. Where bands like the White Stripes and The Black Keys do garage rock in thick bluesy refrains and masculine bludgeoning, The Kills are sharp, and wickedly feminine racket-rousers.

For one thing, their lead singer is female. Alison Mosshart has an imperfect voice that drips with sardonic sex. Jamie Hince, backs up with some seriously delicate harmonies. The guitar work is precise, fuzzing out now and then with one or another of the climaxes per song. There are acoustics; there's finger slide work, there is variation in warp. There's reverb with finger picking layering over it. The noise makes a sick back drop for what they are actually presenting:

A sucker punched Clash/Nirvana confrontation. Audibly, it's gritty and loud. Emotionally it's brutal. Either it will jack up a second wind for you on a gray day, or it'll drain every last drop of frustration out of your cochleas.

Opening with Future Starts Slow, Mosshart and Hince declare their undying love for someone. who may "swing, you may sail / you can fuck like a broken sail/ but I'll never give you up". They know this person will also be the only one to "know what's left of my right mind". They get on with life regardless of its pitfalls.

The Last Goodbye, their only ballad, looks at better off days and sighs "I can't rely/on a dime a day/that dont go anywhere." Though the conviction is a bit weaker, the intent is the same. Life may give you lemons, and you don't even have to make the damn lemonade, just take the vitamin c.

Soon enough they revel in the sentiment with some very Shirley Mansonish thoughts in She Damned if She Do: "She come alive when she's dying/ ...some of them left in one piece/and some she damn near broke". They are not afraid of singing about life in the material crap shoot, or the romantic version.

Inspirational stuff for those cynics among us. Fun, head rocking stuff for those concert rats among us. It's even singable -- if you aren't afraid of projecting.

My tension's higher already.

Elise's Christmas Pop Mix

Elise's Christmas Pop Mix

Elise Ostergaard, 2011

My sisters have copped quite a bit of musical opinionating from me in their time. Last year this culminated in an anti-Christmas mix from Elise, one of these sisters. She went out of her Pandora way to find foreign and obscure music. She did pretty well on the account, almost found some. Sigor Ros was her crowning glory. Unfortunately I already owned and loved all their albums and played their music documentary in the background of drawing and such.

This year, she went the opposite direction. She found things I was certain not to listen to: Pop. Super popular, over produced, bump/grind music found pulsing through the ibuds of kids in the states. She knew I might not like it etc. but she is forcing me into knowledge and love of main stream pop.

The weird thing? I kinda like a lot of it. While I prefer to listen to lo-fi crooners with lyrics that span the breadth of the Bible and all the philosophy since then, or gritty rock for cleaning and anger purposes, I have found that Elise's mix keeps me on boring work track. Dozens of lesson plans need written and they're repetitive. Beyonce and Justin Timberlake (1 song) and Katy Perry(1 song), they have the perfect blend of fast metronome and bland sound that lets me concentrate on the nuances of scrambled sentence application and past perfect progressive tense explanations. If each song sounds like the last, I can gloss straight through.

I'll never bring myself to feel anything but the throat strangling contempt for Key$ha, but Lady Gaga (1 song), and Britney Spears (4 songs) I can really get into. They don't say terribly interesting things, they don't say anything in a particularly new way, but they have production teams that spend more money on one or another of these albums than the country I live in makes in a year. Not only that, but those production teams know what to do with each tool and person they employ.

The result is slick sounding beats and voices with predictable and wholly fulfilling buildups and climaxes. Quick stories are told, or single emotions explored, in a way that simple words can't deliver. Music is, after all, the quickest plug into the human brain for instant motivation. It's noise (pure animal stimulus) and words (advanced human stimulus). It's not just connecting on a cognitive level, but also on an instinctive one.

The reason pop music kicks so much ass, and becomes so inherently popular is because it synthesizes these in the same time. Instinctively, we want to move our butts to the beat in a way our brains can't quite grasp. Cognitively, we're connecting with the woman/man telling us a woe or urging us to indulge that ass motion. And the production teams know when the words get more urgent, they have to add more instruments, up the tempo, change the key, change the tempo altogether, bring in some background choir, warp the voice(s) or whatever. They are The Band for The Face.

This mix Elise made me, pretty freaking listenable—there are even some bands on here who embody all parts of album art: writing, music making and production. La Roux, for example is not only well put together, instrument and technology-wise, but they have a unique flavor. Their syncopated electronics and experimentation with voice aesthetics etc are the same thing that draws me to The Faint and The Kills.

More surprises were B.O.B's Airplanes, a laid back hip hop thing, and Handlebars by Flobot, with a buildup that includes staccato strings and mariachi trumpets.

Saddest moment: Kanye West over-sampling Daft Punk's Harder, Faster, Stronger, Better, and a couple songs I listened to a couple times but deleted regardless because they were just too much badness that I expect from mainstream music. The other 16 songs though—awesome.